- Break stuff
- Cliff Jumping
- Cause a power failure
- Throw a tomato into a fan
- Play hopscotch...with real scotch
- Climb skinny tress as high as you can
- Cook Popcorn with the lid off
- Descend a hill on a skateboard and a cushion from your couch, make sure to hit the water drains on the side and see who gets the most hurt
- Dodge barbed-wire fences at night.
- Figure out how to defy gravity
- Find a willing person - saran wrap from the neck down - then duct tape them - see how long it takes for them to get out
- Find trees that are close together and jump from tree to tree
- Fry bacon when you are naked
- Get your riding lawn mower and do donuts on a icy road
- Go bush jumping! I t's great fun but watch out for thorns
- Hop a train - even for just a few blocks
- Jump off a very high bridge into the river below.
- Make a slide down the stairs using mattresses, laundry baskets or inside a sleeping bag
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- Make up your own Jackass stunts
- Parallel down your, or a friends apartment complex
- Play with fireworks like you're not supposed to. Hold the rockets and shoot them at each other. Wear safety gear if you fear the imminent injury. I t's best to play this game, at night, in an empty parking garage, away from combustibles Jump off the roof with an umbrella or homemade parachute
- Play with matches
- Put a blanket in a laundry basket and slide down the stairs. I f you don't have stairs, go to a library or someplace where there are stairs.
- Ride a skateboard while attached to the back of someone's car with a rope.
Drive slow and wear a helmet - Run down the steepest hill you can find, without tripping over you own legs, and see if you can stop at the bottom.
- Shopping Cart Races
- Sleep on the edge of the highest thing you can find
- Sneak around on a neighbor's property and try not to be seen
- Stand on a corner and try to hitchhike home
- Take a baseball bat to your alarm clock
- Take a nap in a stranger's hammock
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